my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
Every. Day. Of. My. Life.